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My name is Scott, I'm an American guy and I live in Hinata City, Kanagawa Perfecture, Japan. My story is rather bizarre and starts in Pensacola, where I was living before Japan. I was coming out of a West 15 a club with gothic and industrial friday nights and I saw an elderly woman getting mugged outside and wound up interfering. I got hit once and the other guy got my bad ass cane to the jaw and a knife to his neck until the cops showed up. He was arrested and put in jail, so I started to talk to the old lady, Grandma Urashima, she insists that i call her Grandma. And as it goes I mentioned my interest in Japan and wanting to go there, so she made me a deal, If i go work for her at the Hinata House i'll get a free trip to Japan and room and board for being the assistant landlord, tenant manager and bodyguard for her grandson Kietaro. I thought the last part was odd but took the job and was back and ready to go two days later. Grandma gave me a letter for either Keitaro or his Aunt Haruka, a notice that i'm offically employed there and whatnot, I can't ready kana or romajin since i'm just beginning to learn Japanese. The flight felt like it took a year, I slept most of the way, so I can't comment on the scenery. On my arrival in Tokyo I was amazed, the people, the beautiful women, and the cityscape. It was surreal, like stepping into the looking glass. So I managed to find the train station and was on my way to Hinata City. I was the only non Japanese person and I was wearing black bondage shorts, black Dark Funeral shirt, combat boots, and a few accessories kicked back reading Japanese for dummies. I got a few nods from kids my age and younger since i was listening to Dir en Grey very loud. But the train trip was uneventful so I was on my way to Cafe Hinata or Hinata House which ever I could manage to find first. No one I asked spoke english very well so I gave up and went stalking around with my suitcase and found a stairway and went up. After a while a huge building came into view, i was amazed at the architecture, and size. I stood there and gawked as a little blonde american girl and some Indian girl bumrushed me after missing their intended target. I woke up in a room with a hole in the celing and a bunch of girls, a badass samaruai chick, a nerd for all intents and purposes, a horny drunk....she was ontop of me trying to make me feel better..i think. There was one stacked chick...watermelons on her chest and she was carrying two in her hands heh. the assassin twins were worried seemingly, and the one was american and she was the only one that spoke to me...that i could understand anyway. "Hi, I'm Sarah, and your in the Hinata House. Sorry about the dual kick, but Keitaro there dodged quite well." she chuckled. I shook it all off and sat up to the protests of the samaruai and the drunk chick. But I freed myself from the clutches of the pickled vixen and stood up and walked around popping my neck and back. And my letter from Grandma poked me in the back from my pocket and I looked at the other guy in the room and said "Keitaro? This is from Grandma." and handed him the letter. His face went from surprised to ecstatic in seconds. He told the girls what the letter said and Sarah translated for me. "This is Scott, he's going to be assisstant landlord, tenant manager and keitaro bodyguard. He speaks no Japanese yet but he's trying to learn, so have the girls be nice to him and help him out with learning the language and customs." I got a big welcome to Hinata House and later that day after my ears had stopped ringing there was a party. I was surprised at the amount of booze, but I tied one on and woke up in a pile to bodies, I sat up and pushed the Suu off of me. She was talking about bananas and crushing me so I slipped out of her hold and went to take a shower. I wandered around and didn't find one. And since the girls smelled good I doubted they didn't bathe. So I found a room with a tub and started to take a bath and I heard the girls downstairs and figured there was a pool or something. So after I got cleaned up, Keitaro took me on a tour of the House. I wish I would have known what I was in for before agreeing to guard this geek. He went to show me the hot spring, and all the girls were in there bathing, Motoko and Naru came after him and I stepped infront of their blows and woke up on the roof. Motoko was sitting there watching me and asked me in pretty good english "Why did you take his punishment?" I looked up at her noticing my head was bandaged and replied "It's part of my job, Miss Aoyama, I am his assisstant and bodyguard. Now I see why he needs one." I gingerly touched my wounded head and tore off the bandage and touched the wound, it wasn't bad just a small gash. "Why do you and Miss Narusegawa try to kill him like that, It was an innocent mistake. He was giving me a tour and part of it is the hot spring." she looked at me indignantly and huffed. "That perverted, idiot weakling is no innocent. He does this on an almost daily basis, he sees one of us naked, bathing, in the bathroom or worse so we punish him." her temple throbbed at she rattled off his list of crimes."Well Miss Aoyama, I could use something cold and frosty, and I'm sure you need to train. So lets get off the roof and you can teach me how to fight honorably. What do you think of that?" I opened my self to her and put my hand out for her to take, she stood and smiled slightly. "Yes, I will teach you, since you have more honor than many men I have met. You will continue to defend Urashima against physical harm and I will give you enough skill and knowledge to survive even the deadliest of my strikes, just as he can." she took my hand then and I let her down the ladder first and after she was clear I jumped down and landed painfully on the floor. somehow or another a watermelon broke my fall and Mutsumi tripped over the shard of it in mourning and prattled on at a mile a minute in Japanese so I nodded and stood up and changed my now watermelon soaked clothes and grabbed a beer from my room and a pack of smokes, my lighter and my good luck charm, my Mjolnir necklace. I went to outside to where Motoko was and I ran into Shinobu as i took a long drag from my cigarette, she fell and i was apologizing so I helped her up and told her it was ok and that accidents are part of life. She smiled and went off to study, and I had to cross by the most dangerous denizen of the dorm, Suu. She has been working on a machine, i'm not sure what exactly but after hearing the horror stories about them I decided I didn;t want to be a guinnea pig so i ducked and dodged and hauled ass down and I heard footsteps behind me and I knew I was gonna get it. so i put the cig in my mouth and cheifed it until i was safely outside with Motoko and her weapons. I hit the stairs to the courtyard and dove like a mosher at a Metallica show and rolled braced for impact as suu and sarah flew overhead into motoko. I thought that demons were creepy in anime and movies and whatnot. But seeing Motoko go into Oni mode made me think two stray thoughts as Suu and Sarah bounded away yelling retreat. my stray thoughts were thus: 'That is one scary woman; I think i'm in love' After she cooled down she started teaching me how to hold and handle a sword. I was enraptured, as we sparred her mindset was pure and calm, free of thought or emotion. and behind me Keitaro fell off the deck and landed on a passing Naru, his face planted firmly in her cleavage. Motoko lunged after him and I parried her. her demonic eyes came back, and I stood at ready. I dodged and parried her out of luck, or divine intervention i'm not sure which. She had backed me up to Keitaro so I put my sword up to make my last stand and she used some kind of mystical strike that put keitaro into orbit and my clothes into shreds, I stood there naked with a sword shaking my head and grabbed a towel from the laundry and wrapped up and headed for my room. grumbling under my breath about my slayer shirt being turned to confetti. I put on another outfit and attached the sheath for the sword on my back and went down for dinner. Shinobu had cooked an amazing feast, I tried food that I am told has no meat in it. Though it goes against my carnivorous lifestyle I decided to give it a try and I ate well. for such a shy sweet girl shinobu sure can be a hausfrau. Kitsune is a slacker of the old school. she's a riot when shes drunk...unless your me. She seems to think that i'm a rich american philanthropist. I told her that i'm not not rich and that i'm an american misanthropist. i dunno where she get this stuff.